Things that Make Me Rage

i'm just gonna list these out. it's prolly gonna be a long list. these are also in no specific order. and there will be some elaboration on a few.
also, before you think i'm a complete whiny twat, i will make a list of all the things that make me happy sometime soon (hopefully). and trust me, it will be loads longer than this thing.
HERE WE GOOOOO

1. when my mom makes me do something, then lets me leave the room before calling me back to do something else. (seriously. why the effff would you let me leave? also, why am i so lazy?)

2. when people make plans with me and cancel at the last possible moment because of some dumb reason

3. when people persistently touch my feet in practice. (PASS. ME.)

4. when people stare at me non-stop. (is there something on my face? do you think i'm pretty? please give me some sort of facial expression to let me know why you're staring.)

5. when strangers yell creepy things at me while i'm running (ex: "HEY BABY GIRL, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD." seriously. it makes me want to castrate you with a lint roller. (that was the first thing i saw in my room))

6. when people can't accept the fact that i have male friends. (just because i talk to him a lot, doesn't mean i like him! in fact, if i can even talk to him in the first place, i probably don't like him. i don't possess the ability to talk to cute boys. at all.)

7. when creepy people i know don't get the hint, even if i tell them to leave me alone. (if i glare at you on a daily basis, and go out of my way to not talk to you, THEN I CAN'T STAND YOU. STOP TRYING TO HELP ME WITH STUPID STUFF. I'M NOT A WEAKLING. AIUESKGJNASDGK I CAN SPIN THAT LANE LINE THING WITHOUT YOU. in fact, you just get in my way!!!! also, super-thanks to the cute boy who moved in front of the creeper to help me. YOUR help is much appreciated :) also also, thanks for moving out of the way when you realized that i was fine on my own. P.S. you're cute. sorry for never talking to you, though. see #6 and #12)

8. when people talk incessantly about everything they see out of the window. (seriously. wtf. are you a dog? knock that off)

9. when my mom forgets to go get groceries for the week

10. when people automatically assume they understand me. (i'm like an onion, brolololo. just because that's what YOU do, doesn't mean it's what I do.)

11. when people who used to be my friends, and aren't so close anymore try to joke with me. (that one wasn't even a joke. it was just rude. so FUUUUUU)

12. my inability to talk to people i don't know. (it's ridiculous. i get SO SHY AUGHH)

13. when people i don't like/don't know touch me. (i'm kinda OCD about that sort of stuff. if i don't know you very well, and i don't smile at you or say anything to you ever, then pleaaase don't make any sort of physical contact unless you honestly have to. it kind of freaks me out. :/)

14. when people ask DUMB QUESTIONS. (i don't even need an explanation for that. you've all been there.)

15. when annoying people keep giving me their opinion. (i posted a thing about dr. pepper on a FRIEND'S wall, NOT YOURS. I HONESTLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT ANY OTHER SODA OTHER THAN DR. PEPPER. DON'T COMMENT ON IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. SERIOUSLY. grow up. nobody gives a deuce about your stupid, cynical, ridiculously snobby opinions.)

16. when people have a ridiculous amount of problems and want to forever be talking about them.

17. when people go from being nice to mean to me each week. (seriously. if you don't like me, TELL ME. i'm honestly just going to ignore you if you can't behave like a normal human being and talk about it.)

18. when people don't understand how to use the internet. (come on, now. that person is trolling you. quit getting worked up over nothing.)

19. crazy people.

20. assholes.

21. when older people buy new technology, and then don't even try to figure out how to use it, but complain about how confusing it is to use. (THEN DON'T BUY THE DAMN THING.)

22. when people judge me for having hobbies like playing DDR or reading manga. (no, i'm NOT a weeaboo OR a furry. that stuff is too friggin' weird. however, i do like Japan because it's one of the few completely original cultures. Japan is somewhat influenced by the Western world, but not by a lot. i think that's nifty.)

23. when people treat me like i'm stupid. (come on, now. i'm in the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. and i spelled that WITHOUT Google. i've kept above a 4.0 throughout my junior year (not hard to do lol). clearly i have something up top between my ears)

24. when people are REALLY ANNOYINGLY loud when i'm trying to sleep.

25. when teachers blame everyone for one student's dumb actions.

26. when a teacher yells at me because THEY'VE had a bad day.

27. egregious spelling errors. (FRESHMEN. LEARN HOW TO SPELL. this is why we hate you all)

28. how the words "excuse me" now mean "please continue standing in that exact same spot. it's totally not like i need to move past you or anything. yeah. completely fine. thanks."

29. hearing my mom talk about christianity. ((sp? oh, idc) i love God and her and all, but IUKASDFNJAWSEI EVERY DAY IS CHURCH WHEN I'M WITH HER)

30. when people feel the need to go out of their way to be absolutely TERRIBLE people.

31. lectures about things i already understand

okay. i feel loads better now. :DD
i may continue this. lord knows i rage about a lot. hurr hurr hurr